📣 Excuse me, humans!! 📣 It’s me. Bee 🐝 and I am here to tell you that this week I was tricked 😠 One minute I’m being told I’m a ‘good girl,’ the next… BAM 💥 … I wake up feeling all groggy, sore and with a funny outfit on. Apparently this is called being ‘spayed.’ I didn’t see a spade or any gardening being done though so this is extremely confusing.
Now I’m on crate rest in the so-called ‘recovery room’ (prison cell, let’s be honest). My only crime? Preventing a thousand more tiny Bees from taking over the world. I could’ve had my own reality show: “Keeping Up With the Frenchies”, or “1000 Kids and Counting”, but noooo – Dreams shattered. 😔 My attempt at world domination (outdated word I know) with mini-me’s has been thwarted 👿
At least they bribed me with snacks… which explains this photo. 🍖 It’s been over 48 hours since I was jailed. All I can do is eat and sleep and demand LOTS of fuss and strokes. It’s such a hard life for me 😟
✨ All grumbling aside: spaying and neutering keeps pets healthy and helps stop unwanted litters. (Still doesn’t mean I have to like it.)
Send snacks. And bail money.
– Bee 🐶”
https://pawprintsdogrescue.org/dog/bee/
