Neptune writes:
Hi frens 🐾
I have VERY IMPORTANT NEWS.
I was such a good boy—as in sit, stay, wag tail responsibly, kiss everyone level good—that I went and got MYSELF ADOPTED 🏡✨
That’s right. I used my best manners, my cutest face, and my professional belly-up pose, and now I have a forever family. I get snacks, walks, naps on the couch (I allow them to sit too), and unlimited love.
Thank you to everyone who cheered me on. Please remember: be good, be kind, and never underestimate the power of a waggy tail.
Signing off,
A VERY good boy 💙🐶