Dear Fans a quick update for you all!!
Leg? Fixed. ✔️
Spirits? High. ✔️
Waistline? …expanded. 😬
Eight weeks ago, I had a major op on my leg. Since then, I’ve been bravely enduring a life of snuggles, gourmet meals (read: pill-filled cheese), and being carried around like a tiny royal in my recovery chariot sling. The vet has confirmed: surgery = SUCCESS! 🎉
But here’s the kicker… I may have gotten a bit too used to the good life. Turns out all the treats you lovely enablers—I mean, fans—sent me to “help the medicine go down” have helped something else go up… namely, my weight. By three kilos. THREE. KILOS. I’m basically 40% spam at this point. 🐷
So now I’m on a new mission: Operation Shed the Snack. The treats are being locked away, the walks are getting longer, and I’ve been told “no more lying on your back like a furry croissant all day.” Rude, but fair.
Don’t worry—my sass levels remain dangerously high and my comeback arc is in full swing. Fit ISH. Fabulous ALWAYS. Slightly out of breath. Let’s do this. 💪🐾
#ChunkyButFunky
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#SnackcidentSurvivor
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